We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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