some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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