That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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