So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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