Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My ATM looks so different sober.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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