We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
