Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
