Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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