i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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