Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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