I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My feet surprised me
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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