Christians are straight up FREAKS
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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