I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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