Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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