i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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