i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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