Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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