shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
they need to just BURY HIM!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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