This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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