Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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