I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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