i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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