I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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