If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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