Whatcha textin bout Willis?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
