I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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