There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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