I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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