Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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