why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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