Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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