brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My pussy is not your playground.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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