dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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