What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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