What a fucking waste of an outfit
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
do nipples grow back?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
