...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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