forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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