doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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