Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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