u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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