Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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