Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
