hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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