but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Randomize
