The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
