haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
lol hangovers are for mortals.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
