im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
even my farts smell like vagina
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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