Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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