Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
