she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have post one night stand depression
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