with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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