i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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