I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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