the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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