i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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